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I am looking for several individuals to fulfill the role of evil sidekick. The starting salary is fairly low, but you get to keep any arcane artifacts you find in the cold unmoving clutches of dead heroes. You will have numerous opportunities for advancement, such as being accidentally disassembled by an experimental matter transport device and recombinated as a giant spider. All that is required is to blindly wait on my every bidding and occasionally wash blood splatter out of the basaltic lava tiling of my secret volcano layer. Applicants please take note: you must be able to throw a ghastly grin for guests whilst wheezing. Employees assume all vocational risks and must formally indemnify me from the consequences of any disintegrations, vaporizations, mutilizations, incarcerations, mutations, transmutations, annihilations, incinerations, or constipations which may occur in the performance of their daily duties. Hours: Full-Time This job is salaried. Internship Listed at: NMT Albuquerque, NM FAQ
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- full_time: Full Time
- job_title: - Evil Henchmen
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